I was quiet, but I was not blind.
— (via betrunkene-seele)
: :submission : :
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
Go to your room.
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.